Confessions of a Geezer Pleaser

I’m pretty much a walking billboard for plastic surgery. Don’t believe me? I used to look like the ugly Kardashian sister and now I resemble something akin to Barbie, but only if she ate a lot of burgers and thought gray hair made her look “sassy”. But hey- Lets take a closer look... I’ve had... Continue Reading →

Giving as Good as I Get

I have a confession to make. I haven’t always been the smooth, calm and collected woman you see before you. I know y’all find that hard to believe, but it’s true. There was a time that I was compared to an “excitable puppy”, though I don’t take that as a bad thing. Is it wrong... Continue Reading →

Gifts That Keep on Giving

(Originally Posted 10/5/2011)   No- this isn't a post about sexually transmitted diseases, lol. This week I will celebrate my 39th birthday. "What?" you say, "39? You don't look a day over 38!" Well yes, Dear Readers, time marches on and it's chosen a direct path over my fat ass. I received an iPod from... Continue Reading →

What I See When I Look at Me

  (Originally Posted 9/26/2011) In keeping with the daily theme of Curvy Chicks Rule, I wanted to present a female perspective. Well, it's actually MY perspective and I don't know if other women would feel the same way about themselves as I do, but here goes... This woman is pretty indicative of my body type... Continue Reading →

Derivative Drivel

I'm a social media whore...at least I think I am.  I have accounts on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, WordPress and...well, I guess that's it.  I never dabbled with snapchat, mainly because I find it a waste of time (i.e, I can't be bothered to put on makeup every time I have something to say). One thing... Continue Reading →

I Feel Pretty, Oh so Pretty

(Originally posted 9/24/2011)   Confidence as it Pertains to the Ring: I am a confident woman. I can walk into any room and probably not be the ugliest person there. The notion that I may be actually be the PRETTIEST woman is irrelevant to me. That's the difference between arrogance and confidence. I don't NEED to... Continue Reading →

Old People Wisdom

(Originally posted 9/20/11) Today I will attend the funeral of the father of one of my good friends. I'm not a fan of funerals and I hope I never meet anyone who is. The death of a parent is always devastating- I've been lucky so far that both of my parents are still alive and... Continue Reading →

Epiphanies and Other Bullshit

I'm troubled. Hubby was out of town all last week and returned late Monday night. Last night he left for another trip of length and will be gone next week as well. The nature of his position requires a good amount of travel and I can't very well complain because this position also allows me... Continue Reading →

You Got a Fast Car

I remember a night about a dozen years ago, long before I met my husband. It was a fundraiser that I attended which was hosted by a certain MVP at his restaurant in Green Bay. The racing team that he had recently invested in brought the car to display in one of the banquet halls... Continue Reading →

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