Dammit. Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT! Have you ever had a conversation in your head? Have you ever wished you could have the last word? Have you ever just begged for closure? Sure, you have. We ALL have. The interesting thing is that all three of these things can be exclusive of one another, or they can... Continue Reading →
If I Can Make it There…
“I’ll make it anywhere...” It’s a dumb phrase, if you think about it. “Making it” in New York isn’t that big of a deal. Now, if you can make it in Somalia or the Sudan, color me impressed. Anyhoo...I’m back from my four day weekend in New York and I’m happy to report that all... Continue Reading →
A Face Soon Forgotten
Y’all haven’t seen me in a while so here I am, snug as a bug in a rug. Ugh. I hate myself for using that phrase—I’m gonna go bleach my head.
A Perished Past
I’m beginning to wonder if you guys are required to join WordPress in order to “like” or comment on a post. Or maybe I have zero “likes” because my posts just suck ass. Both options are plausible. Anyhoo...Out of the five gents you saw yesterday, we are now down to three contenders. One disappeared on me,... Continue Reading →
Are you in? and I’m not talking about “sexually”...that’s your own circus and I ain’t paying admission for that show. I mean, how invested should a person be when searching for a new mate? It’s subjective, I know. In my case, I need to be fairly committed to the process because it’s a lengthy and... Continue Reading →
Feed Me, Seymour
This post is a bit of self-indulgent, self-pitying drivel. Feel free to walk on by. If you choose to stay (idiot), please refrain from leaving a sappy, pity-filled comment, as it will make me stabby. In January of this year, I underwent a minor (planned) procedure at a hospital in Illinois. No big deal, should... Continue Reading →
Rules of Engagement
So as some of you know, my boundaries with regard to “dating” began and ended with the strict rule that I DON’T SLEEP WITH MARRIED MEN. I vehemently stuck to that edict, rationalizing that there were plenty of lives I could ruin without wandering into adulterous terrirtory. I always understood the hypocrisy involved, and were... Continue Reading →
Shiver Me Tinders
That’s a crappy title, but I couldn’t think of anything else, lol. So, Wise Readers...you may have deduced from said title that I have embarked on a trip to Tinder town. I signed up today and let’s just say that it’s “interesting”. Most of you headed here from the OTHER site where I used to... Continue Reading →
I’ll Have What He’s Having
Forgive me for asking a stupid question, but it's been a while since I've had sex (with someone other than THAT GUY). Fact is, it's been a while since I 'played the field', so I'm a bit out of practice...bear with me (and stop laughing at me). Where does 'vanilla' end and 'kinky' begin? I... Continue Reading →
Deep Thoughts on the Pennsylvania Turnpike
(Originally posted 4/2015, postscript added below) Betcha thought I disappeared again, huh? Spring Break beckoned and we packed up the car and headed to our nation's Capitol for a good old-fashioned family road trip! Needless to say, private time was slim to none, and we all know that opening this particular site can be a... Continue Reading →
See, What Had Happened Was... 