The following post was originally written and posted on my OTHER blog, back in 2012  Stick around until the end to read my updated postscript... I love old people. I'm hesitant to define what I consider to be 'old', at the risk of offending some of my Readers, but suffice it to say that I... Continue Reading →

I've read a lot about infidelity as of late...seems the "President" (yes, I use air quotes when referring to him) is making some of us question our morality (or lack thereof). As usual, post formed itself as I sat on my fat ass... What if, just once, Lucy didn't yank the football away from Charlie... Continue Reading →

I don’t trust people. We established that a few posts ago, but it’s worth reiterating. I. Don’t. Trust. People. I don’t depend on them to be there for me, to pick me up when I’m down, to give me a ride to the airport or to tell me when my ass looks fat. Why? Because... Continue Reading →

Quick: When someone says, “Man, I’m having a shitty day!”, what’s your FIRST response? Unless you were raised by wolves, the natural response is “What happened?”  Or “What’s wrong?” Or “Is there anything I can do?” But not everyone GETS it. Some people may very well have been raised by some form of wildlife. And... Continue Reading →

This is a long one, so grab a drink and get comfortable. Or just close this window and go back to watching porn. Up to you. (Ahem) Relationships. They’re an enigma, aren’t they? It takes so much give and take to maintain one, whether it’s with a friend, a spouse, a kid, a boss...they’re pervasive... Continue Reading →

Why do we do the things we do? I spend an inordinate amount of time wondering this... Why do people get married? Why do they marry the people they do? Why do they choose the colleges/ career paths/ hot dog toppings that they do? And most confusing of all: Why do people walk into schools and... Continue Reading →

My boyfriend wanted me to tell everyone that his penis is huge. Now that we got that out of the way, let’s talk about anxiety. I managed to get all the way through my 30’s with no problems when it came to communicating. Sometimes, I admit that I may have made the occasional awkward statement... Continue Reading →