About the Author

This blog was borne of frustration and boredom…two things that would drive the average housewife/stay at home mom to alcoholism.  Instead, I decided to unleash my crazy onto the world, and hope that they can afford the co-pay for mental health services. I still drink, though.  Like, A LOT.

As a wife, mother and lifetime student of the culinary arts, I have a unique perspective on life that stems from my own delusion of grandeur. I’ll often make obscure references to things that can’t be googled because they don’t exist.  I have a tendency to exaggerate, especially when extolling my own virtues because I’m just THAT amazing.  People have been known to refer to me as “unbelievable”.

My greatest fear is that I gave all my “happy” to someone who didn’t know what to do with it.

While I welcome comments, I don’t always respond to them  but please know that they are very much appreciated ❤️. And it’s okay to just hit the “like” button…in fact, if you DO enjoy a post, I’d be interested to know :).

Find me on Twitter at @AnitaHelmet, and remember: You brought this on yourself.