Y’all haven’t seen me in a while so here I am, snug as a bug in a rug. Ugh. I hate myself for using that phrase—I’m gonna go bleach my head.
A Perished Past
I’m beginning to wonder if you guys are required to join WordPress in order to “like” or comment on a post. Or maybe I have zero “likes” because my posts just suck ass. Both options are plausible. Anyhoo...Out of the five gents you saw yesterday, we are now down to three contenders. One disappeared on me,... Continue Reading →
Are you in? and I’m not talking about “sexually”...that’s your own circus and I ain’t paying admission for that show. I mean, how invested should a person be when searching for a new mate? It’s subjective, I know. In my case, I need to be fairly committed to the process because it’s a lengthy and... Continue Reading →
Feed Me, Seymour
This post is a bit of self-indulgent, self-pitying drivel. Feel free to walk on by. If you choose to stay (idiot), please refrain from leaving a sappy, pity-filled comment, as it will make me stabby. In January of this year, I underwent a minor (planned) procedure at a hospital in Illinois. No big deal, should... Continue Reading →
Rules of Engagement
So as some of you know, my boundaries with regard to “dating” began and ended with the strict rule that I DON’T SLEEP WITH MARRIED MEN. I vehemently stuck to that edict, rationalizing that there were plenty of lives I could ruin without wandering into adulterous terrirtory. I always understood the hypocrisy involved, and were... Continue Reading →
Shiver Me Tinders
That’s a crappy title, but I couldn’t think of anything else, lol. So, Wise Readers...you may have deduced from said title that I have embarked on a trip to Tinder town. I signed up today and let’s just say that it’s “interesting”. Most of you headed here from the OTHER site where I used to... Continue Reading →
I’ll Have What He’s Having
Forgive me for asking a stupid question, but it's been a while since I've had sex (with someone other than THAT GUY). Fact is, it's been a while since I 'played the field', so I'm a bit out of practice...bear with me (and stop laughing at me). Where does 'vanilla' end and 'kinky' begin? I... Continue Reading →
Deep Thoughts on the Pennsylvania Turnpike
(Originally posted 4/2015, postscript added below) Betcha thought I disappeared again, huh? Spring Break beckoned and we packed up the car and headed to our nation's Capitol for a good old-fashioned family road trip! Needless to say, private time was slim to none, and we all know that opening this particular site can be a... Continue Reading →
As Good as it Gets
The following post was originally written and posted on my OTHER blog, back in 2012 Stick around until the end to read my updated postscript... I love old people. I'm hesitant to define what I consider to be 'old', at the risk of offending some of my Readers, but suffice it to say that I... Continue Reading →
Chasing Cars
I've read a lot about infidelity as of late...seems the "President" (yes, I use air quotes when referring to him) is making some of us question our morality (or lack thereof). As usual, post formed itself as I sat on my fat ass... What if, just once, Lucy didn't yank the football away from Charlie... Continue Reading →
See, What Had Happened Was... 