I don’t trust people. We established that a few posts ago, but it’s worth reiterating. I. Don’t. Trust. People. I don’t depend on them to be there for me, to pick me up when I’m down, to give me a ride to the airport or to tell me when my ass looks fat. Why? Because... Continue Reading →

Quick: When someone says, “Man, I’m having a shitty day!”, what’s your FIRST response? Unless you were raised by wolves, the natural response is “What happened?”  Or “What’s wrong?” Or “Is there anything I can do?” But not everyone GETS it. Some people may very well have been raised by some form of wildlife. And... Continue Reading →

This is a long one, so grab a drink and get comfortable. Or just close this window and go back to watching porn. Up to you. (Ahem) Relationships. They’re an enigma, aren’t they? It takes so much give and take to maintain one, whether it’s with a friend, a spouse, a kid, a boss...they’re pervasive... Continue Reading →

Why do we do the things we do? I spend an inordinate amount of time wondering this... Why do people get married? Why do they marry the people they do? Why do they choose the colleges/ career paths/ hot dog toppings that they do? And most confusing of all: Why do people walk into schools and... Continue Reading →

My boyfriend wanted me to tell everyone that his penis is huge. Now that we got that out of the way, let’s talk about anxiety. I managed to get all the way through my 30’s with no problems when it came to communicating. Sometimes, I admit that I may have made the occasional awkward statement... Continue Reading →

I’m pretty much a walking billboard for plastic surgery. Don’t believe me? I used to look like the ugly Kardashian sister and now I resemble something akin to Barbie, but only if she ate a lot of burgers and thought gray hair made her look “sassy”. But hey- Lets take a closer look... I’ve had... Continue Reading →

I have a confession to make. I haven’t always been the smooth, calm and collected woman you see before you. I know y’all find that hard to believe, but it’s true. There was a time that I was compared to an “excitable puppy”, though I don’t take that as a bad thing. Is it wrong... Continue Reading →

(Originally Posted 10/5/2011)   No- this isn't a post about sexually transmitted diseases, lol. This week I will celebrate my 39th birthday. "What?" you say, "39? You don't look a day over 38!" Well yes, Dear Readers, time marches on and it's chosen a direct path over my fat ass. I received an iPod from... Continue Reading →

  (Originally Posted 9/26/2011) In keeping with the daily theme of Curvy Chicks Rule, I wanted to present a female perspective. Well, it's actually MY perspective and I don't know if other women would feel the same way about themselves as I do, but here goes... This woman is pretty indicative of my body type... Continue Reading →

I'm a social media whore...at least I think I am.  I have accounts on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, WordPress and...well, I guess that's it.  I never dabbled with snapchat, mainly because I find it a waste of time (i.e, I can't be bothered to put on makeup every time I have something to say). One thing... Continue Reading →